Twas once a young lad named Pete,
who fancied the girl down the street.
And though he was shy,
he did catch her eye.
Oh! how life can be sweet.
"But wait," the lady suggested.
"Although I am surely tempted;
before we undress,
I think it’d be best
if you and I go get tested.”
’Slut’ is attacking women for their right to say yes. ‘Friend Zone’ is attacking women for their right to say no.
— And “bitch” is attacking women for their right to call you on it (via pax-caelestis)
(Source: emilys-nostalgia, via realtalksexadvice)
*video doesn’t load within 2 seconds* well i guess i’ll never know
(Source: hayleu, via maniclucidity)
i have two moods fuck you and whats for dinner
(Source: unexceptional, via kasiany)
i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes
(Source: molgera, via kasiany)
got a masters degree in being ignored
You were my first thought when I woke up this morning